bob's burgers incorrect quotes (cast + characters)

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Jimmy Jr: can you pass the salt?

Chelsea: can you pass away? 

Jimmy Jr: too much salt

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Tina: A SPIDER

Jimmy Jr: KILL IT! SMASH IT!

Jocelyn: BURN IT!

Tammy: STAB IT! GET ME A KNIFE! GET ME A SHOT GUN!

Zeke: aw! he's so cute! lemme look at him!

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Zeke: i'm not lazy, i just don't like putting effort into things i'm not passionate about?

Tina: what are you passionate about?

Zeke: sleeping

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Dillion: you're the love of my life and i would do anything within reason to make you happy

Tina: i would be happy if you ate three meals a day, stayed hydrated, and got at least eight hours of sleep

Dillion: i said within reason..how about i jump that guy?

Tina: so aggravated assault is reasonable but basic self care isn't? 

Dillion: duh.

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Mr. Frond: are you kids feeling okay?-

Tina: you know what Mr. Frond? i think we all learned something today-

Louise, releasing a bee hive: BEES

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Kidnapper: I have your husband

Bob: I don't have a husband?

Kidnapper: then who called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?

Bob: oh my god you got bosco

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Rudy: ok ok ok so, you have three chairs and five kids, what do you do?

Jessica: get two more chairs.

Andy: cut each chair in half to make six

Louise: make them fight for a seat!

Ollie: i dunno if i'd ever be near kids

Kaylee: get rid of two kids.