bob's burgers incorrect quotes (cast + characters)

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Louise: okay I'm good cop and you're bad cop

Gene: I can do that

*Later*

Louise: tell us who did it, or else!

Gene: yeah, spill the tea sis!
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Louise: *walks into house with a big coat*

Linda: hold it missy, what's in the coat?

A dog: *barks*

Louise: ...drugs.
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Nat: Teddy, I'm lesbian

Teddy: what does that mean?

Nat: it means I like girls'

Teddy: oh! I think I'm lesbian too!
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Bob: I'm not mad! I just wanna know why you need a fake ID

Louise: *incoherent mumbling*

Bob: what?

Louise: you have to be 18 to pet the puppies at petco!
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Tina: I once got a haircut I regretted

Tammy: is it the one you have now?

Tina: no?

Tammy: well it should be.
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Jimmy Sr: Bob stop calling me a bad person just because I'm orchestrating your downfall
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Tina: guys we can't go in there, the sign says 18+

Louise: Tina you're so stupid, just invite more people
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Louise: whoever ate the food I was saving come forward, I'll forgive you

Tina:

Gene:

Louise: smart. you know I'll never forgive you
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Bob: i left instructions for when I'm gone

Gene: mine says "gene no"

Bob: yes, I want you to apply it to everything you do.
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Bob: I'm glad we're keeping our anniversary simple this year

Linda: haha me too

Linda: *frantically waves off marching band*
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The kids: do you have a-

Bob and Linda: we'd sell our bones for you
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Tina: I have a note that says "Jimmy Jr did it" in case if I get murdered because I don't want him to remarry

Jimmy Jr:

Jimmy Jr: I'm scared now.