bob's burgers incorrect quotes (cast + characters)

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Depending on when I'm able to upload, it'll either be a happy birthday or happy early birthday to my boy John Roberts!!

Jon Benjamin: woah! Slowdown! WATCH OUT FOR THE PEDESTRIAN

John Roberts: He's on the street, he knows the risk he's taking
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*Texting*

John Roberts: turn around, I'm behind you

John Roberts: no the other way

John Roberts: wrong way again

Jon Benjamin: where are you?

John Roberts: my house but the idea of you spinning around in circles is hilarious to me
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Larry: I like Eminem

Dan: I prefer Skittles

Kristen: he means the rapper

Dan: why would I eat the wrapper?

John Roberts, handing Dan a handful of Skittles: I agree, taste the rainbow
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Larry: what's wrong?

Jon Benjamin: I have a headache that keeps coming and going

John Roberts: HI GUYS

Jon Benjamin: it's back
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John Roberts: you know what's so great about you?

Kristen: my personality

John Roberts: no, the fact that you are a kilo of tangerines
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Kristen: another day where I don't use y=mx+b

John Roberts: I use it to calculate the speed of my life going down hill
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Larry: so if a boy likes another boy he's gay?

John Roberts: sometimes, but there's a lot of things someone can be!

Loren: like Jewish!

John Roberts: that's not-
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Loren: any questions?

John: if a turtle lost it's she'll is it naked or homeless?

Loren: I meant questions that relate to what I just said
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Dan: can you keep a secret?

John: yes we can!

Dan: "we?"

John: Kristen and I are a package deal
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