bob's burgers incorrect quotes (cast + characters)

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Happy belated birthday Larry Murphy 💗

Loren: If you were a part of the solar system, you'd be the sun! Because even in the darkest moments, you shine

Larry: Aw, thank you!

Larry: And you'd be Pluto, because you're small!
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Larry: DON'T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND VOICE ACTING ON MY SIDE

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Larry: don't do anything stupid!

John Roberts: we both know that's asking too much from me

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Larry: this is so frustrating! I hate everything! I hate everyone!

Loren: everyone? :(

Larry: everyone except you. 

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John Roberts: all you did in school was take notes and study like a NERD

Larry: wait- then what did you do in school?

John Roberts: i forgot everything like a cool person

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Kristen: if John and I were drowning, who would y'all save?

H Jon Benjamin: you idiots can't even swim?

John Roberts: just answer our question

Larry: we'd save our time and effort.

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Larry: *pours salt into Dan's coffee as a prank*

Dan: *sips coffee*

Larry: 

Dan: *finishes coffee*

Larry: didn't your coffee taste weird?

Dan: yeah but i didn't wanna be rude so i drank it all

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H Jon Benjamin: if i saw off my leg and hit you with it, am i hitting you or kicking you?

Larry: i think you're mentally scarring me more than anything

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Larry: *staring out the window, looking serious*

Kristen: he's been so quiet today

Eugene: wonder what he's thinking about

Larry, whispering to himself: wed-nes-day...whensday...wednesday? 

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Larry: you're stupid!

John Roberts: you're dumb!

Larry: i don't like Linda's character!

Everyone else:

Kristen: oh shit! he went there!

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Kristen: okay guys, i wasn't trying to be a bitch!

Larry: at this point just make that the title of you're autobiography

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Larry: what was a skeleton doing in the recording studio!?

Loren, sipping his coffee: honestly? not much.

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Kristen: you're not worthless!

Larry: :D

Kristen: organs are worth a lot on the black market!

Larry: ...

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Larry: i'll add onto your "a" to make "at"

Kristen: and i'll add onto "at" to make "rat"!

Dan: and i'll add onto your "rat" to make "biostratigraphic"!

Larry: *flips the board*