bob's burgers incorrect quotes (cast + characters)

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Gene: I saw Jimmy Jr and Tina holding hands in the halls today

Louise: i'm so tired of this shit they just broke up last night

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Bob: isn't it weird how you pay to see other people?

Linda: do you mean prostitution, concerts, or movies?

Bob: glasses.
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Tina: and I was the best dressed person at that playground!

Dillion: why were you even there?

Tina: to play.
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Zeke: a baby will look at you in the eyes and deadass say "unguh" or "goo", like who the hell are you talking to?
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Tina: for jokes i asked zeke how old he was and he started counting on his fingers

Gene: HUH

Zeke: i ran out of fingers, i'm ten
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Courtney: i must admit your joke was quite amusing, who knew such a vile creature like you could get a laugh out of me? well done, Belcher.

Gene: girl what are you going on about?

Courtney: i got tired of you making fun of me for saying "LMAO BYE"
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Jimmy Jr: i hope everyone who told me that there was an amongus meal at mcdonalds burns in hell, that was the most humiliating experience of my life.
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Gene, on a blog: PTA meeting service rating: food was bad, moms were okay, pasta was so bad it was entertaining. one star.

Millie: hey gene, go kill yourself. you try making pasta for 90 people
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Tina: i parkеd my car right between the methodist and thе school that used to be ours. the holidays linger like bad perfume, you can run, but only so far. i escaped it too, remember how you watched me leave, but if it's okay with you, it's okay with me.

Louise: uh oh she's doing that thing again, mom what do we do?

Linda: give her an hour and some time with her horses

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Jocelyn: i went to new york over the summer!

Louise: kys.

Jocelyn: EXCUSE ME!?

Tina: i think she means keep yourself safe!

Louise: no, i was telling her to kill herself