Bob: i never know who tina likes, is it jimmy jr? zeke? josh?
Gene: yeah, i wonder who she'll end up with
Linda: you guys don't know?
Louise: it's dillion, guys, everyone knows that!
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Tina: God bless you!
Zeke: not lately.
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Gene: should we call tina? she could pay our bail
Zeke: hell no, I feel safer in jail!
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Tina, sadly: I don't deserve to live
Gene: respectfully, i disagree
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Linda: are you okay teeny tina?
Tina, lying on the floor: i'm depressed
Linda: yeah, me too
Linda: wait- no- hi depressed, i'm mom!
Linda: i mean, what's wrong?
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Mugger: *points gun* your money or your life!
Linda, giving the mugger her ID: sure thing, you have three kids and live in poverty now!
Mugger: what?
Linda: have fun!
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Tina: i dressed to impress today
Louise, not looking up from her comic books: put your clothes back on, tina
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Linda: bobby what do you call a water bottle?
Bob: a water bottle?
Linda: now what do you call it?
Teddy: ...virgin vodka
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Gene: I can explain!
Tina: can you?
Gene: give me a minute to think of a lie!
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Zeke: dad didn't raise no quitter!
Zeke: actually, my dad didn't raise me at all
Zeke: so basically, i'm quitting
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Bob: Teddy it's no secret I used to hate you, like, a deep abhorrence.
Bob: I know you gave me a lot of reasons for my derision, and to you, i was a bossy, know-it-all, emo, anti-social, weirdo. One who got a real kick out of telling you what you did wrong.
Bob: all that to say, as someone who hates being wrong...i'm so, so glad i was wrong about you teddy.
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Mr. Frond: What language was "The Odyssey" written in?
Louise: Greek?
Mr. Frond: WRONG, Tina?
Tina: Greek?
Mr. Frond: Correct!
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Tina: Can i borrow your clothes for Halloween?
Tammy: Why, are you gonna dress up like me?
Tina: No, I'm gonna dress up like a clown
Tammy: Wait-
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