Linda: there's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Belcher way!
Teddy: what's the Belcher way?
Bob: the wrong way but faster
________________________Jimmy Pesto: Teddy are you independent?
Teddy: *looks at Mort*
Mort: *looks at Bob*
Bob: *nods*
Mort: *looks back at teddy and nods*
Teddy: yeah I'd say so
________________________Gene: you can scream now and no one would notice
Louise: why the hell would I do that?
Tina: it's fun
________________________Linda: you're grounded missy! I don't want you to step your foot out this door!
Tina: okay!
Tina: *jumps out the window*
________________________Frond: how have you been coping?
Louise: sarcasm, mostly
Frond: how has it been working?
Louise: oh it's just been super great
________________________Bob: exhaustion isn't a feeling anymore
Bob: it's my personality
________________________Tina: oh fiddlesticks!
Louise: hey look I know we're all tense but watch your God damn mother fucking language bitch
________________________Louise: at least I'll die doing something I love
Gene: and that thing is?
Louise: being a nuisance
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