A/N: HAPPY HALLOWEEN, WHAT DID Y'ALL THINK OF THE NEE EPISODE?
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Louise: all girls had that phase where you played online dress up games
Millie: what do you mean "had"
Rudy: what do you mean "girls"
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Jimmy Sr: today I was walking down the street and I saw these kids with a pentagram drawn on the floor trying to summon Satan!
Bob: and you're surprised you walked in at that moment?
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Louise: what if a snake fell asleep wrong and woke up to his arm feeling like static?
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Teddy: how should I ask someone out?
Linda: roses are red, violets are blue, guess what? My bed has room for two
Teddy: God no. Bob any ideas?
Bob: twinkle twinkle, little star, we can do it in my car
Teddy: okay stop.
Mort: row row row your boat gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily I can make you scream.
Teddy: now we're in serial killer territory!
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Gene: surprise, motherfuckers!
Tina: some fries, motherfuckers!
Teddy: disguise, motherfuckers!
Linda: supplies, motherfuckers!
Bob: some pies, motherfuckers!
Louise: all rise, motherfuckers!
Gene: dear God there's five of them
Tina: welcome to my world
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Louise: wakey wakey eggs and bakey
Jessica: but I'm vegan
Louise: wakey wakey veggies and sadness
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Louise: and remember Tina, being a final girl is a state of mind
Linda: what the hell does that even mean?
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Rudy: someone stupidly tried to fight a squid at the aquarium!
Louise, covered in ink: maybe the squid was being a dick
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Tina: dad why are you smiling? What happened?
Bob: can't I smile because I feel like it?
Linda: Teddy tripped and bumped into Mort and then they both fell into the parking lot
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Gene: the stress isn't good for the baby!
Alex: what baby?
Gene: me! I'm a baby!
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Mort: I'm tired of the word "butthurt" we're not five anymore
Linda: sounds like someone's fannytroubled
Bob: a little bootybothered, even
Teddy: Mort stop throwing a tushytantrum
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Tina: I have to pee but I'm too lazy to get up
Louise: sounds like urine trouble
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