Happy Birthday Kristen Schaal<3
Jon Benjamin: Can you pads me the salt?
Kristen: Huh? The what?
Jon Benjamin: The salt.
Kristen: HUH?
Jon Benjamin: *sighs*
Jon Benjamin: Can you pass the ocean cocaine?
Kristen: Oh yeah for sure.
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Dan: I have a joke but I only remember the punch line
Kristen: Say it
Dan: tooth-hurty
Kristen: when's the best time to go to the dentist?
Dan: thank you
________________________Michael: I CAN'T STAND YOU
Kristen: THEN SIT DOWN
________________________John Roberts, texting Kristen: HELP I SPILLED SOUP ON THE FLOOR DOES THE FIVE SECOND RULE STILL APPLY
John Roberts:
John Roberts: PLEASE HURRY IT'S BEEN THREE SECONDS ALREADY
________________________Kristen: Here's a dating tip! Hold the door open for your date then RIP THE HINGES OFF. USE IT TO FIGHT PEOPLE. ESTABLISH YOUR DOMINANCE
Jon Benjamin: How the hell did any of y'all get married?
________________________Loren: Remember guys, before we get on the flight make sure all small items are secure !!
Eugene: Do you feel safe buddy?
Kristen: ...
________________________Kristen: WHERE ARE MY FRIES I'M GONNA FUCKING KI-
Dan: I ate them I'm sorry
Kristen: Kindly give you a hug and my burger too because you need to eat more
________________________Kristen: You gotta relax! What do you do to calm down?
Dan: ...They say Thomas Edison he's the man to get us into this century
Kristen: Oh for crying out loud!
________________________Kristen: People say I have a unique way of lighting up a room!
Jon Benjamin: That's called arson, and those people are witnesses
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