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by stankfish

by stankfish

Ginger: wait you two got kicked out of the movie theater? Why?

Linda: Gretchen kept yelling diving scores during the titanic while the people jumped off the boat

Gretchen: HEY! That last guy was a solid 8!

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Linda: I'm just like any modern woman, trying to have it all: a job, a loving husband, a family

Linda: I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade, that's all.

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Gene: Hey these waffles are pretty good! What's in 'em?

Tina: There's waffle in them!

Gene: YOU'RE LYING!

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Louise: I don't make plans for the day

Louise: Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around the courtroom

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Tammy: I'm sorry. I'm the new kid, I want friends.

Tammy: Ha! No! I want power! And drama!

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Zeke: My ma always said if other people are jumping off a cliff, I should, too

Mr. Frond: Your mom said that?

Zeke: She wasn't a nurturer

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Tina: Turns out the reason why I always felt so left out in my friend group is because they're all in a polyamorous relationship! And I didn't fucking know!

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Bob: Gene, do you ever feel weird that you have no indiscernible life direction?

Gene: no

Bob: Let me rephrase that: I feel weird that you have no indiscernible life direction

Gene: Oh