Tina: that's the guy you said all the lame stuff about? Like him being a good listener?
Jocelyn: well, what do you look for?
Tina: simple, the shape of his ass
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Bob: guess who it is, Teddy!
Teddy: my biological father?
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Tina: i'm ready for bed!
Louise: i'm ready for death
Gene: me too, toots! *finger guns*
Tina: I worry about you two...
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Ollie, talking to Jimmy Jr about Tina: so, she's gay now?
Jimmy Jr: yeah, she turned in her paperwork last week, it was all really sudden.
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Louise: just be natural
Louise: try some flirting
*later that day*
Tina: hey Jimmy Jr!
Tina: high five!
Tina: *high fives Jimmy Jr and intertwines their fingers*
Tina: I'm in love with you.
Louise: i'm so done.
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Bob: welcome to dumbasses anonymous, today we-
Teddy: is this a push or pull door?
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Gene: did you just tell me that to make me feel like an idiot?
Tina: sorry to tell you, but you're as close to an idiot as it gets
Gene: *steps closer to Tina*
Gene: how close am I to an idiot now?
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Tammy: some people have questions about LGBTQ people at this school, and a question that often comes up is...are you two, together?
Jimmy Jr: are you asking if we're gay
Tammy: yes!
Zeke: well, i am a little :)
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Dillion: tina and i are dating!
Jimmy Jr: *gasp*
Zeke: *gasp*
Tina: *gasp*
Dillion: tina...why are you surprised?
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Bob: i slept for twelve hours but i'm still tired, so i'm gonna sleep another 12
Linda: bobby, that's a coma
Bob: sounds festive!
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Louise: what is your problem?
Millie: you really wanna know what my problem is?
Louise: no, that was rhetorical, i don't wanna know anything about you
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Louise: you guys shouldn't eavesdrop on me!
Tina & Gene: well if we don't how will we know what you're saying when we're not here
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Gene: I did a bad thing
Louise: does it effect me?
Gene: no
Louise: then suffer in silence
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Alex: how long do you think it'll take?
Gene: i don't know, maybe seven?
Alex: wait-huh? seven what? days? weeks? months?
Gene: you're right, probably eight
Alex: WHAT!?
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Bob: teddy is late, again
Linda: how'd this happen? i called him at eight and pretended it was eleven!
Mort: i printed up a fake schedule telling him to meet here at nine instead of noon
Gayle: i set his clock to pm instead of am
Gretchen: guys, we may have overdid it a bit
Teddy: WHAT TIME IS IT!?
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Gene: here's to a lousy christmas!
Tina & Louise: and a crappy new year!
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Gene: hey i'm kinda hungry, wanna get something to eat?
Tina: oh, no thanks! i already ate
Gene: without- without me?
Tina: yeah, sorry i was hungry. do you want me to get you anything? anything you want?
Gene, tearing up: LOYALTY.
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Gene: he died as he lived...
Gene: LIKE A DAMN FOOL *flips down sunglasses and skateboards out*
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Tina: believe it or not, i'm kind of nerdy
Louise: t, that is a surprise to no one
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Bob: you tried, you failed, i say we go to bed
Teddy: it's 1 pm
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Tammy: DWI
Jocelyn: yeah! driving while intoxicated!
Tammy: no...deal with it.
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Bob: is something burning?
Linda: only my passion for you!
Bob: linda! the toaster is on fire!
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