had lorens birthday chapter in my drafts for forever good lord..
_______________Nora: do i need a jacket today or is it too hot?
Loren: today's weather forecast: SUNNY SIDE UP
Nora: a simple yes or no would suffice
______________________
Jon Benjamin: don't call me kid, don't call me baby
Loren: you're 57, no one is calling you kid
______________________
John Roberts: guys, im gay...
Loren: cool, im loren!
Dan: ok
Kristen: i knew you were a boy kisser!
Jon Benjamin: KILL YOURSELF
_____________________Eugene: before the year ends, would you guys like to confess something?
Loren: i killed a guy over 20 years ago
Eugene: stop living in the past! <3
_____________________Loren: i have no idea what HD is but Eugene said i should give gene 80 of 'em!
_____________________Loren: how do you spell shofour
Dan: do you mean chauffeur?
Loren: ooh look at you fancypants mcgee FUCK YOU
Jon Benjamin: spelling bee ass
Loren: he's gonna give us the definition next
_____________________Loren: Dan you owe me $4.00 for that burger we shared
Dan: I cannot be weighed down by life's material legal tender, instead, accept my devotion as a lifelong repayment
Jon Benjamin: such a way with words
Loren: yeah well he needs to have such a way with a JOB
_____________________Dan: I just had such a lovely lunch with Larry
Loren: really? I didn't expect this combo
Dan: I find him fascinating, like a small bug in a glass jar
Larry: Loren we used your credit card, hope ya don't mind
_____________________Kristen: so would you rather get blindfolded and sent out to the Himalayas OR get a deadly disease
Loren: how do you come up with these!?
_____________________Loren: Kristen's mind scares me sometimes
Kristen: why do we call it an oven when we ov-out the food!?
_____________________Kristen: Louise is Lorens favorite I fear
Eugene: who actually says 'i fear' out loud
Loren: she does, duh
Eugene: well it's stupid.
_____________________Loren: John, what's the one thing I told you not to do?
John Roberts: burn something...
Loren: and what did you do?
John Roberts: made food for everyone!
Loren:
John Roberts:
Loren:
John Roberts: and I burned the food.
_____________________Jon Benjamin: God gave me patience
Loren: don't you mean strength?
Jon Benjamin: if he gave me strength we'd all be dead
_____________________Loren: strap in because I'm about to have a break down
_____________________Kristen: -and that's when I got fired from south park! can you believe it!?
Loren: who asked?
_____________________Jon Benjamin: hey Loren bought us coffee but I think he mixed up our orders, look
Jon holds up a cup that says "thank you for being you!" written on it
John Roberts: well that explains this
John holds up a cup that says "please for the love of God don't say whatever comes to mind"
_____________________Loren: here's a riddle for you...what goes up but never down?
John Roberts: the amount of respect we have for you
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