bob's burgers incorrect quotes (cast + characters)

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Tammy: the group chat was being so funny today

Jocelyn: when jimmy jr sent that pic, i was dying

Tina: what group chat?

Zeke:

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Tina: Tammy is being so mean to me today

Louise: 𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖊 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖎 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚

Tina:

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Tina: i love my boyfriend so much

Zeke: that's not your man, that's everyone's man

Chelsea: also, we really don't give a fuck

Susmita:

Susmita: cute!

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Mort: the edge is near...perhaps if i stepped off of it...the pain would stop..

Bosco: do a flip!

Bob: real as fuck

Teddy: noo don't, you're so handsome!

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Jimmy Jr: pronouns suck

Tina: please put down the phone and give me a call, i love you and i know this isn't in your heart

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Gene: if you're hearing this, yes i still think about you and what could've been

Courtney: boy move on

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Linda: has anyone seen louise?

Gene: i put her in time out for being violent

Bob: she threw a chair at tina's head

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Gene: in the wise words of Taylor Swift, you can date who you want! boys and boys and girls and girls!

Jimmy Pesto: WHAT!?

Linda: AMENNN

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Louise: can y'all actually tell the difference between andy and ollie? 'cause i can't

Jessica: good, because i can't either

Meghan: i think andy is the one with homicidal urges?

Louise: !?

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Mort: what did you think i'd say to that? does a scorpion sting when fighting back? they strike to kill, and you know i will...

Bob: okay grandpa, let's get you to bed

Teddy: are you okay? here if you need me mort

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Tina: swiftie poll! do you guys prefer shake it off or me!

Chelsea: is death an option?

Dillion: me! it reminds me that I was happy once

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Susmita: does anyone else think chelsea is really weird?

Henry: i like her

Chelsea: y̷̬͑̾͐͆́͋̐̒̅̚ͅǫ̵̣̮͍̮͎̙̍̃̍̔̂̍͋͋̚ȗ̵̢̨̺̮̳̟͉̣̱͌̋͝ͅ ̴̤͕̰̱̫̈̋͂̋̌̕͜ẃ̵̡̢̧̼̮͈͔̼͗͊͌͘͜ȉ̷͇̉̓̑͝͝l̶͂̄̅̇̄̔̏͂̀͜͠l̴̢̼͔̦̹͓̼̪̂͑̋͜͝͝ ̵̫̫̭͍̭͙̳̀͊n̸̛̖̲̜͎̩̺̣̰̔̎̓͜ē̷̦̭̼̗̥͉̦̭͈̊̏̒͘̚v̵̱̍̿́͠e̴̤̱̘̋̃̈́̾͒͘͠ṛ̶̞̙͙̤͕̫̯̤̃̅̀̈́͂̀͒͂ ̴̟̹̆̂̽̎̄̀̚b̷̨̥̲̟̪͕͙̑͊̓̏͒̏͊̽̆̓ẽ̵̢̠̺̻͍͚̹̮̻́̂ ̶͈̦̻̝͎͔̜̫̈́h̶̗̞̣̥̞̼͈͎̳̐̿͌͒͜͝͠ą̴̨̰̜̩̳̭͍̣̺̓̑̃̕̕͝p̶̨̛̱͎͖̓p̵̨̱̖̉̔̈͝͝ỳ̶̙̣̟̜̳̿̄̃̀̔̂̕̕̚ ̸̡̣̼̱͕̠̊͌̅a̴̳͈̣͈̦͓̯̻͋͑̓̓͆̈́̃̾͠ͅg̸͎̝̣̝̤̎̇̈́͑͊a̴̛̦̝͊̌͆̒̇͑̓̚͝ĭ̵̢̺̬̹̺̬͓͚̀̑̋́̓͋́ṇ̵̡̪͑̈́͘͠

Tina: that's right! choose kindness!

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Gene: i saw tina doing spells in the hallway today

Teddy: does she have a spell that'll bring her back?

Gene: uncle teddy stand up for yourself my God