Bob: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright?
Bob: Are we cawabunga on this?
Tina, sighing: yes dad, we're cawabunga.
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Gene, after visiting the Pesto's: This life is nice for a visit, but no way to live!
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Tammy: I'm upset
Tina: why what's wrong?
Tammy: shut the fuck up
Tina: oh okay fuck you. I hope your day gets worse, actually.
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Louise: none of my assignments are done, but I am!
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Jimmy Jr: dad's will see their kids and be like, "is anyone gonna emotionally damage that" and not wait for an answer
Zeke: dad's see their kids?
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Teddy: I have OCD or something
Bob: OCD? more like OBCD
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Bob and Linda, singing: DON'T YOU WANT ME BABY
Teddy: I do!
Mort: Teddy you shouldn't say that, that's Bob's wife
Teddy: who said I was talking about Linda?
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Mort: he died of natural causes
Bob: you two pushed him off a roof!
Louise: gravity is natural!
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Tina: I'm not wearing glasses anymore
Tina: I've seen enough
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Gene: be the hot sexy dilf you wanna see in your area!
Bob:
Bob: get out of my establishment.
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Tina, on the ground: I guess you could say I really FELL for you huh?
Jimmy Jr: you fell down two flights of steps, how are you still alive!?
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Gayle: you and I are a lot more similar than you think
Linda: that's a terrible thing to say
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Tina: I need a scary friend to scare off scary people
Dillion: I'd be honored to be that friend
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Tina: Louise would do anything for money
Louise: what? no I wouldn't!
Tina: Really? I'll give you $10 to break Gene's arm
Louise, pulling out a baseball bat: which arm?
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Bob: how do you connect with a fictional character?
Linda: what?
Gene: what?
Louise: what?
Tina, pulling up a 500 slide presentation about Luna Lovegood on google: I'm glad you asked.
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