I know I said I was taking a break from this account but it's (one of) my best friends' AriannaMccaman 's birthday!! Having said that it means most (if not all) of this chapter will be Louise, Kristen, and Dan !! I love you Ari ! Go follow her !
Dan: that's baking soda
Kristen: bacon soda? Sounds delicious but I don't think the world is ready for a pork flavored beverage
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Generic movie: She was a poem, but he couldn't readDan: She was a dancing queen, only seventeen
Eugene: and he was nineteen and never learned how to fucking read
Kristen: when his parents built a strange machine
John Roberts: AYE MACARENA
Jon Benjamin: SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Dan: Kristen, what's it like to be a caffeine addict?Kristen: see those six cars? A caffeine addict would see twelve
Dan:
Dan: There's three...
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Louise: Dad what would you say if one day I came home with five puppiesBob: Louise...
Bob: Why did this box just bark?
Louise: well...
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Dan: Did you even listen to a word I said?Jon Benjamin: In my defense I've listened to five which is a new record for me!
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Bob: Lin, Gene doesn't have a life plan, he doesn't even have a planBob: like today I found a note to himself to put on pants, and it was followed by a question mark
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Zeke: okay t-bird go on and assert yourselfTina: that's my ice cream!
Zeke: great now let them have it!
Tina: you can have it!
Zeke: DAMN IT TINA NO
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Michael: when you've been in the industry as long as me you develop thick skinKristen: i unfollowed you on Twitter lol
Michael: ARE YOU BEING INTERVIEWED BY SOMEONE ELSE!?
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Louise: okay Tina if you have 10 cookies and I ask for five how many do you have?Tina: none!
Louise: God Tina it's basic mat-
Tina: because I gave you all the cookies because you deserve them!
Louise, holding back tears: disgusting, get out of my room
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Bob: careful with the onions Louise, they'll make you cryLouise: not if I make them cry first!
Louise: *stabs onion*
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John Roberts during any altercation: Can we all please chill out? I'll make espresso!_______________________
Jon Benjamin: if you can understand what Dan is saying you're the only oneLoren: BURN
Kristen: wow Jon doesn't understand Dan? Guess now he understands how a book feels
Dan: HA BURN
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Gene: i broke Louise's Koochi kopi, how long do you think I have to live?Tina: ten.
Gene: ten what?
Tina: nine.
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John Roberts: change is inedibleKristen: do you mean inevitable?
John, spitting out pennies: no
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