bob's burgers incorrect quotes (cast + characters)

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quotes from my other fav tv shows but it's just bob's burgers

Hugo: My first girlfriend  left me for Bob!

Ron: That's rough, buddy
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Tammy: is that a...corset?

Tina, pulling her closer to her face: y e s.
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Gene: But I'm more interested in you, who are you?

Louise: well-

Gene: hold that thought, ERICA NICE TO SEE YA! WHO LET YOU OUTTA THE BURN UNIT?
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Tammy: It's makeup! You know what your mom throws at you when the vodka runs out!

Dillion: I've never had a mom, okay?

Tammy: omg I didn't know

Tammy: I didn't know...that you didn't have a mom
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Rudy: your muse isn't gonna eat me!

Louise: ...how do you know about my muse

Rudy: I have one too :)

Louise: ...WHAT THE FUC-
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(The Spaghetti Western ep)

Mr. Frond: TINA!! NO NO NO NO!!!

Linda: TINA BEAT HER ASS!!
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Gene: Who told you that? Tina?

Louise: No!

Tina: yes.

Louise: *gasp*
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Everyone else on Halloween: *vibing*

Teddy: I ate a man alive tonight :)
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Tammy: You're ugly when you lie Tina!

Tina: I'm not lying!

Tammy: then why are you ugly!?
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The Belcher kids: *crash into the Pesto's parking lot*

The twins: OUR CABBAGES!!
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Tina, internally: the worst part of my secret is that I can't tell anybody!!

Tina:...which now that I think about it makes it a bad topic for this essay!!
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Bob: I'm really glad to see you all like my cooking!!

Jimmy, outside his window: THIS MAN IS WORKING FOR THE ILLUMINATI!! HE'S AN EVIL MAN!!

Bob: some of you guys like it too much...
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Gene: dolphins are just gay sharks
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Bob: only you can make a difference!
Bob: I don't care if you're black, white, gay, straight, or trans!
Bob: I will be killing myself at 2:30 tomorrow!