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SISOOSJEISO HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY DAN

Jon Benjamin: did it hurt?

Dan: did what hurt?

Jon Benjamin: when I told you to Google it and I was right?

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John Roberts: Bro can you pick me up? I'm drunk

Dan: sure, send me your location

John Roberts: OMG I LOVE THAT SONG

Dan: *hangs up*
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Dan, half asleep: oh Bambi I cried so hard when the hunters shot your mom

Kristen:
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Dan: it's okay guys

John Roberts: yeah it's like cool epilepsy
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Kristen: perfect has seven letters and so does Kristen

Dan: that's a coincidence

Kristen: I think not



Sorry y'all I'm starting to lose motivation

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