SISOOSJEISO HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY DAN
Jon Benjamin: did it hurt?
Dan: did what hurt?
Jon Benjamin: when I told you to Google it and I was right?
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John Roberts: Bro can you pick me up? I'm drunkDan: sure, send me your location
John Roberts: OMG I LOVE THAT SONG
Dan: *hangs up*
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Dan, half asleep: oh Bambi I cried so hard when the hunters shot your momKristen:
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Dan: it's okay guysJohn Roberts: yeah it's like cool epilepsy
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Kristen: perfect has seven letters and so does KristenDan: that's a coincidence
Kristen: I think not
Sorry y'all I'm starting to lose motivation
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