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by stankfish

by stankfish

Louise: the point is someone's bullying Tina so we need to kill them!

Gene: but that's illegal!

Louise:

Gene: kidding, I'm totally in.

Linda, holding a bag of oranges: I'm in, too
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Jimmy Jr: you guys think gene is extra, last night Andy and Ollie did a vertical split just to tie their shoes!
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Tina: does this hat make me look fat?

Tammy: no your fat head makes your head look fat
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Gene: dad you're bleeding a lot! What's your blood type?

Bob: B positive!

Gene: I'm trying but I'm really scared!
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Linda: Bobby why are you all scratched up?

*Flashback to when Bob chased Little King Trashmouth even though Linda told him not to*

Bob: ...I killed Teddy.
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Teddy: if someone hugs me for more than two seconds I will cry
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Tammy: you're the worst journalist I've ever seen!

Tina: but you've seen my work?
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Bob: what are you doing?

Linda, drunk: your moustache is so soft...

Teddy, equally drunk: it is? Let me feel!

Linda and Teddy, petting Bob's moustache: oOOOooOo
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Louise: next time I open up to someone it'll be during my autopsy
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Tina, texting Jimmy Jr: hey

Jimmy Jr: hey

Tina: I can't sleep :(

Jimmy Jr: oh

Jimmy Jr: well I can, gn 😴
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Gayle: ugh Linda do you remember that awful roommate you had!

Linda: you mean you?