bob's burgers incorrect quotes (cast + characters)

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOREN BOUCHARD !!

Loren, with his foot stuck in a chair: you may be thinking, "Loren, how did you get your foot stuck in a chair?"

Loren, slightly baffled and trying to get out: Well guys, Loren doesn't know either!!!
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Kristen: I have good news and bad news, which do you want to hear first?

Loren: good news!

Kristen: I'm 95% sure I won't do it again

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Loren: Do you remember the plan if I ever get attacked and fall down?

Simon: of course

Loren: tell me

Simon: in the case of you ever being attacked, as you fall to the ground I am to say "MMM WATCHA SAY"

Loren: good, I will the do the same for you of course

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John Roberts: what if people had food names and food had people names

John Roberts: like Kristen what if I said "hey spaghetti what do you want for dinner?''

Kristen: and I'd say "oh I'd really like it if you made some Loren"

Loren: why'd I hire you guys?

Dan: wait mashed potatoes I'm invested as to what broccoli is cooking for dinner

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Loren: Jon, can you carry this for me?

Jon Benjamin: i can hardly carry the weight of my depression

Loren: just pick up the damn grocery bag

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Loren, rushing into the room: GUYS QUICK THE FLOOR IS  HOT LAVA

Kristen: OH MY GOD EVERYONE GET ON THE NEAREST CHAIR

Jon Benjamin, proceeding to lay on the ground: oh noo

Dan: didn't you hear him Jon? The floor is made out of lava, get on the couch

Jon Benjamin, sighing and pulling out his phone: I wish I could but the lava is just too much

Larry: WE CAN'T LOSE YOU LIKE THIS

Jon Benjamin: sorry, but it's my time to go

John Roberts: NOOO

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Loren: hello officer what seems to be the problem?

Cop: I'm sorry but you can't drive a motorcycle with three people on it

Loren: what do you mean 3 people?

Kristen+Eugene:

Loren: WHEN WERE YOU GUYS GONNA TELL ME DAN FELL OFF?

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Simon: Jim won't come out of his room

Loren: eh, just tell him I said something

Simon: like what?

Loren: something factually incorrect

Jim, a few minutes later: DID YOU JUST SAY THE MOON'S A PLANET