bob's burgers incorrect quotes (cast + characters)

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louise: holy shit, it's only thursday? 

tina: wait- i thought it was april?

gene: glad we're in the year of our lord 2019

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tina: you can't think of one thing you like about me?

tammy: i like it when you're sad

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gene: any dude that hot and that perfect has to be hiding something

courtney: so i guess you think alex is hiding something

gene: oh he was until i found out

alex: what was i hiding?

gene: that you were born in canada! 

alex: that wasn't a secret! 

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mort: sorry i didn't text back for a month

mort: darkness took me, and i stayed out of thought and time

mort: stars wheeled overhead and every day was as long as the life age of earth 

mort: but i'm good now! how are you?

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linda: who wants to put the star on the tree?

teddy: *looks at bob* come here

bob: don't even think about it, teddy

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louise: can i tell you a secret?

gene: i wouldn't recommend it, no

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louise: are you okay?

rudy, smushed in his locker: i'm having me time

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bob: a moment of silence please

teddy: why? what's wrong?

bob: nothing i just want you to shut up for a moment

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zeke: i have no respect for santa

zeke: don't sneak down my chimney and undermine me by giving my family gifts

zeke: walk through my front door and fight me like a man!

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louise: what day is it?

rudy: one of them, probably

louise: always fucking one day or another over here