Tammy: look tina, with all due respect
Tammy: which is none-
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Louise: do you ever do anything but whine like a little bitch?
Tina: sometimes i whine like a big bitch!
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Jimmy Jr: the world doesn't revolve around you!
Tina: erm actually, i'm the first born daughter, first grand-daughter, first niece, and eldest sister so i'm pretty sure it does
Jimmy Jr: all those achievements and you're still not your parents favorite
Tina: ...
Tina: damn.
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Linda: fuck!
Bob: language!
Teddy: shit!
Bob: language!
Mort: who are you calling an ass?
Bob: language!
Nat: that's one crazy fucking sentence!
Bob: language!
Flips: what in the frick fac tic tack snickity snack, yo?
Bob:
Bob: what the hell?
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Gene: whoops
Tina: whoops? whoops!? this is not a "whoops!" situation! we are safely in "oh shit!" territory and i want you to act like it!
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Courtney: do i have permission to date your brother, gene?
Louise: what is this? the dark ages? you know what, just because you asked, no. you can't until you defeat me in a duel.
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Bob: we tried things your way
Teddy: no we haven't!
Bob: i played it out in my head and it didn't work
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Susmita, reviewing science: what are issac newton's three laws of motion?
Tina: twerking, jerking, and...
Zeke: jelking
Susmita: what the-
Tina: jelking? yeah ok
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Linda: oh well that's understandable
Gayle: why do i feel like there's a but
Linda: no, no but
Linda: however...
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Nat: we gotta get there fast!
Gayle: then I'll drive!
Linda: why?
Gayle: because i have nothing to live for and i drive like it!
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Louise: can someone help me out of this tree!?
Bob: i will!
later...
Louise: can someone help dad and i out of this tree!?
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Bob: you're ugly when you lie!
Jimmy Pesto: but I'm not lying!
Bob: then why are you ugly!?
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Flips: do you ever have pussy so good it gets ya breakdancing?
Bob: I'm ignoring you now.
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Gene, doing psychic stuff: ...I'm seeing a Spanish bank
Louise: el bank-o!
Tina: ...do you mean banquo?
Gene: not now T, im helping you with your English essay
Tina: ...
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Gene, arguing with his sisters: i put the fires out!!
Tina: you made them worse!
Gene: worse...or...better?
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Tina: ...I'm sorry dad, did you want the microphone?
Bob: what?
Tina: I was just-
Bob: tina that's bad interest etiquette, what if I yanked this and hit you with it?
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Linda: nice try pesto! but our family can beat you! we have what you guys don't have!
Bob: like loyalty!
Tina: friendship!
Gene: harmony!
Louise: and incredible violence.
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Bob: Zeke what's wrong?
Zeke: i cried in the bathroom
Bob: ah okay
Bob: I'll be a dad instead of a cooking instructor, what's wrong?
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Jocelyn: i can't stand jimmy jr
Tina: real!
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Louise: i feel like gene looks down on me
Tina: that's because he's on the counter and you're short
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Bob, at his graduation: goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy!
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Zeke: hey J-Ju, wanna know why my eyesight so good?
Jimmy Jr: Zeke I swear to god-
(shout out to: Trinity918)
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Tina: all I'm saying is that she's for his sheets while she's for the streets!
Dillion: im totally putting that on a T-shirt.
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Louise: why are you doing this?
Mr. Fischoder: for the same reason i do everything, to get people to like me
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Tina: i don't know- uh, taylor swift, the glee cast, marina, lizzo!? music we need music!
Alex, holding up his CD: THIS IS MUSIC!
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Jimmy Jr: I've never asked someone out, how do you do it?
Tina: i normally look them up and down and go "hey how ya doing?"
Zeke: that's so stupid, t-bird
Tina: hey, how ya doing?
Zeke:
Zeke: *blushes*
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Tina: am i fat?
Jimmy Jr: idk bud :(
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Tina: i love the miguel o'hara theme
Louise: yeah it's so dumb like-
Tina and Louise: *hum the song*
Bob: ...what did i walk into?
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Tina: hi dad! don't mind my short camera crew!
Bob: you're all the same height!?
Tina: yeah but-
Bob: and Gene and Louise have time to grow, but you're stuck like that!
Tina:
Louise: he gagged you i fear
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