Gene: guys what's your favorite color of the alphabet? mines square!
Bob: strawberry!
Bob: wait what?
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Zeke: if i were a gardener i'd put our two-lips together
Tina, happily: aw!
Jimmy Jr: if i were a gardener you'd be my hoe
Tina, disappointed: aw!
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*power outage*
Gene: darn the lights went out, sisters come help me
Tina and Louise: Don't worry dad we got this! *shakes Gene rapidly and he starts to glow*
Bob: how-
Gene: i ate ten glowsticks!
Bob: WHY
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Zeke: can I have a sip of your water?
Jimmy Jr: it's not water
Zeke: vodka? I like your style!
Jimmy Jr: its vinegar
Zeke: huh?
Jimmy Jr: it's vinegar bitch
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*in the past*
Hugo: *gets on one knee*
Linda: Oh my God Ginger it's happening!
Hugo: *ties shoelace*
Linda, tearing up: he finally stopped fucking wearing mismatched crocs!
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Bob: did you eat my powdered doughnut?
Teddy: no
Bob: then why do you have white powder on your shirt?
Teddy: ...that's just my cocaine
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Courtney: and now a song called, "my relationship with my father!"
Courtney: *strums guitar aggressively and does a high pitched scream*
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Gene: Hey we wanted to- stop screaming- we wanted to know if you wanted to watch shrek with us!
Tina: WHAT THE FUCK GENE I'M IN THE BATHROOM AND WHO THE HELL IS WE?
Louise: *popping out from behind Gene* well when you're done come watch shrek with us!
Tina: dear God there's two of them
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