Maknae Princess || Stray Kids

Incorrect Quotes #1

Han: Truth or dare.

Chan & Nabi: Truth.

Han: How many hours have you two slept this week?

Chan & Nabi: Dare.

Han: I dare you two to go to sleep.

Nabi: We don't like this game.

Changbin: I feel sad.

Nabi: I have emotional jumper cables! I'll boost you. Just attach them like this...

Changbin: This is just a hug.

Nabi: Is it working?

Changbin: ....Yeah.

Chan: Why are you smiling?

Minho: What, I can't just be happy?

Nabi: JYP tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Han: Nabi-ssi, I want to give you some advice.

Nabi: ...uh, sure.

Han: If a door ever says 'push' you pull, it's not instructions, it's a challenge.

Minho: Being this cute is tiring.

Seungmin without looking up: That's probably why Nabi is still sleeping.

[Nabi looking out of a window and zoning out]

Chan: Do you think she's depressed?

Changbin: Maybe she's thinking about life.

Chan: What if she's sad?

Changbin: Maybe she's planning on what to do tomorrow.

Chan: She just seems a little distant.

Nabi, quietly: [humming the lyrics to baby shark du du du]

Chan: I love all my kids equally.

Minho: Jisung-ah almost set the dorm on fire while you were gone.

Chan: IS NABI OKAY???

Nabi: Hannie oppa!

Han: Oh no, Hannie oppa in B-flat. You're disappointed.

Nabi: Oppa, what are you bringing with you to dinner?

Minho: My negative attitude and sparkling personality.

Seungmin: Guys, what do you call this? *holds up a scooper*

Minho: It's a scooper.

Felix: An ice cream scooper.

Seungmin: *drags Nabi into the room* Now what did you call this?

Nabi, mumbling: ice cream spatula.

Nabi: I panic when people compliment me. Because what the heck am I supposed to say??

Hyunjin: Great job at practice Nabi.

Nabi, panicking: MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Murderer, on the phone: I can see you.

Nabi:

Murderer:

Nabi: Do I look good? *acts cute*

Jeongin: When Chan hyung sleeps does he dream in Korean or English?

Nabi: Bold of you to assume that Chan oppa actually sleeps.

Nabi: My mind is like an internet browser.

Chan: Explain.

Nabi: 15 tabs are open, 7 are frozen and I don't know where the music is coming from.

Hyunjin: I dare you to--

Chan: Nabi isn't allowed to accept dares.

Nabi, pouting: Apparently, I have 'no regard for my personal safety.'

Changbin: [has on a slightly lighter shade of black]

Nabi: Oppa, I see we're going all out with the spring colors this season.

Jeongin: Nabi, do you think kangaroos really know how to fight?

Nabi, trying to sleep: I don't know, go hit Chan oppa and find out.

Seungmin: You, you can't lie to me. Where's Lee Know hyung?

Nabi: Well, ah, I don't know where he's not.

Seungmin: You don't know where Lee Know is?

Nabi: I didn't say that.

Seungmin: So you do know where he is?

Nabi: I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably do or do not know where he might or might not be. If that's for sure where he wasn't or he is.

Seungmin: [puppy growls]

Nabi: He's behind you.

Minho: *smiles* Hi!

Felix: Wow, you have a great fashion sense! I love your outfit!

Nabi: Aw, thanks, Lix. I dress well to try and distract myself from my continuous mental breakdowns and the fact that my life seems to always be falling apart whenever Jeongin's around.

Chan: Okay, let's make sure everyone's here. 1, 2, 3... 4, 5, 6... 7, 8... wait, where's Nabi?

Changbin: Don't worry, hyung. *takes a deep breath* FREE HUGS!!!

Chan:

Changbin: Wait for it...

Nabi: Where??? Me first! I want a free hug! *runs and jumps on Changbin*

Changbin: Found her.

Chan: .... right, okay.