Nabi: Are you alright? I don't think you slept at all last night.
Chan: I got a solid eight minutes.
Nabi: ...
Chan: Not consecutively but still, I'm fine.
Chan: You're not even that blurry right now.
Hyunjin to Seungmin: for someone who is 70% water you don't look very refreshing.
Han: BUUUURNN
Seungmin: Water can't be burnt.
Han: ....
Nabi: EVAPOURATEEEE
Chan: Guys what would Nabi be called if she was pasta?
Rest of SKZ: What?
Chan, laughing on the floor: Maknaeroni
Rest of SKZ: ....
Minho: Pack your things I'm the new leader.
Minho: They say patience is a virtue.
Minho: But in my humble opinion, the meaning of patience--
Hyunjin: Hurry up!
Minho: DON'T TEST MY PATIENCE!
Nabi: That shirt looks really good on you, Lee Know oppa.
Minho: Thanks, princess.
Nabi: But you know what would look even better? If it was lying on Han's bedroom floor.
Han: Nabi, stop hitting on hyung for me it's embarrassing.
Minho: ...
Minho: I can make it happen though.
Han: ...
Nabi: What's a thot?
Seungmin: It's a thoughtful person.
*Later at the dinner table*
Changbin: Here's the salt, Nabi.
Nabi: Thanks oppa, you're such a thot!
Changbin: *chokes on his food*
Chan: Can I be frank with you guys?
Han: I don't know how changing your name helps.
Felix: Why do you need so many names anyway?
Jeongin: Can I still be Jeongin?
Nabi: I want to still be Nabi.
Hyunjin: Guys, shhh let Frank speak!
Jeongin: I have no fears.
Nabi: What if I woke up one day and I was taller than you?
Jeongin: I have one fear.
*Seungmin suddenly hugs Nabi out of nowhere*
Nabi: What are you doing?
Seungmin: I'm appreciating the little things in life.
Nabi: I'd hurt you but you have my arms pinned down.
Seungmin: I know.
Nabi: Changbin oppa can you help me get the coffee from the top shelf?
Changbin: Must feel sad to be short, huh?
Nabi: ...
Changbin: ...
Changbin: Hyunjin can you help me get the coffee from the top shelf?
Nabi: I'm so glad I chose Hyunjin as my bias!
Hyunjin: Awe thanks, Nabi!
Nabi, holding her Loona poster: I wasn't talking about you.
Hyunjin: ...
Nabi: I love you but you're the wrong Hyunjin.
Hyunjin: Rude but I love you too.
Felix: I'm ambidextrous.
Nabi: Really, since when?
Felix: Since I could dab on both sides.
Nabi: Oppa when butterflies are in love do they have humans in their stomachs?
Han: ...
Nabi: Sorry, I haven't slept yet.
Han: No, it's a valid question.
Minho: So you have 12 apples and you give your boyfriend 6 of them, what do you have then?
Nabi, tearing up: A boyfriend.
Minho: ...
Han: Aigoo, you made her cry.
Changbin: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.
Han: Lucky, I'm on my eighteenth hour now.
Nabi: Ninety. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.
Chan: Kids, it's been ninety-nine for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.
Seungmin: You guys are freaking scary.
[2:47 AM]
Nabi: You know there exists an alternative universe where 3RACHA is Soonie, Doongie, and Dori while you guys are Lee Know hyung's cats.
Chan, sighing: Nabi--
Minho, petting Han and Changbin while they sleep: No, let her speak.
Felix: But what about Nabi?
Jeongin: Don't worry about Nabi. I once watched her break a heel, fall down a flight of stairs on her face, stand up again, fix her hair, and carry on eating her tteokbokki like nothing happened. She'll be fine.
Chan: So, Nabi, how was school today?
Nabi: This girl pushed me down.
Chan: Did you push her back?
Nabi: No, but Jeongin did. He got detention for it and I feel really bad.
Chan: Uh-huh. Changbin?
Changbin, cracking his knuckles: I'm on it.
Hyunjin: I'll bring the frying pan.
Felix: Frying pan?
Hyunjin, shrugging: It makes a good weapon.
Minho: Who needs a weapon when we have our bare hands?
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Maknae Princess || Stray Kids
FanfictionThis was the riskiest decision JYP had ever made in his life but thankfully it all worked out for the best and now he officially had a golden child within his company. In which, BTS's Jeon Jungkook's little sister, Jeon Nabi, becomes the 9th member...
