Nabi: Oppas, I've decided to live alone.
Stray Kids: Great!
Nabi: Your bags our outside.
Hyunjin: *crouches in the corner of the room and rocks himself back and forth*
Chan: Why is he like this?
Nabi: He looked at Got7 Horoscope Compatibility and got "Not Fated" with Jinyoung.
Han: As your best friend--
Nabi: Jeongin is my best friend.
Han: Don't interrupt me bestie... SO AS YOUR BEST FRIEND-
Jungkook: Want to know a secret?
Nabi: Sure.
Jungkook: I have no idea what I'm doing.
Nabi: Oh, big brother that's no secret.
Han: Hey Lee Know, even if there wasn't gravity on Earth I'd still fall for you.
Minho: *Wary* What did you do?
Han: Iaccidentallyforgottofeedyourcats pleasedon'tkillme!!!
Minho: ...
Minho: Because you're cute I'll give you 10 seconds
Han: What?
Minho: 1
Nabi: Don't just stand there you idiot! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
Hyunjin: *gets down on one knee*
Seungmin: Oh my God it's happening
Hyunjin: *falls over*
Seungmin: The poison is finally kicking in
Han: A mosquito tried to bite me, so I slapped it and killed him.
Han: But then I thought...
Han: It was just trying to have some food
Han: Like just think... if I went to get some food from the fridge and it snapped my neck
Han: How would I feel?
Nabi: Please go to sleep!
Seungmin: I just ended a ten-year relationship
Nabi: Oh my god, are you okay?
Seungmin: *shrugs* Yeah, it wasn't mine
Nabi: How do you tell someone their breath stinks?
Hyunjin: Hey, I'm bored. Let's drink mouthwash.
Changbin: You're petty.
Minho: You mispronounced pretty, but okay.
Nabi: Why are you ignoring Han oppa?
Minho: I'm playing hard to get.
Seungmin: No need.
Seungmin: You're already hard to want.
Seungmin: I said what I said.
Nabi: Oh my god, I had the exact same dream isn't that crazy?
Jeongin: Really?
Nabi: No, are you crazy, of course I didn't.
Nabi: Are you okay?
Seungmin: I'm fine.
Nabi: What does "fine" mean?
Seungmin: It means I'm perfectly content but also wouldn't mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all.
Nabi: Suga oppa
Suga: What?
Nabi: I made you a friendship bracelet.
Suga: I'm not really a jewelry person...
Nabi: It's okay, you don't have to wear it.
Suga: No, I'm going to wear it forever, back off!
Nabi: Unbelievable. Something you planned actually worked. If this happens a thousand more times, I may have to rethink my whole perception of you.
Jeongin: I love it when you almost respect me.
Han: I like bad boys.
Minho: Yesterday I punched someone and they fell.
Han: I love helpful boys too.
Minho: Then I helped him get up.
Han: But I like bad boys a bit more.
Minho: And I punched him again.
Felix: Christmas gets so much harder as you get older.
Felix: "What do you want for Christmas?" I don't know.
Felix: Financial security? A stable job?
Chan: A nap would be nice.
Yeji: Ryujin would throw herself in front of a moving car for you.
Nabi: Ryujin would throw herself in front of a moving car for fun.
[When Chan is gone]
Minho: Since I'm the oldest, that makes me in charge and Han my husband.
Nabi: I don't think that's how it works.
Minho: Don't talk to your father like that.
Nabi: *looks over*
Jungkook: *trying to shove his head inside a microwave*
Nabi: *looks in another direction*
Taehyung: *posing and modeling in front of the mirror*
Nabi: *looks in another direction*
J-Hope: *sobbing over how cute a cat is*
Nabi: Yep, I'm surrounded by idiots.
Felix: What are you drinking?
Changbin: Vodka.
Felix: Straight?
Changbin: No, gay.
Felix: whAT??
Jisoo: So what's it like living with Chan and the boys?
Nabi: Imagine living with actual civilized people.
Jisoo: okay...
Nabi: Now throw that thought out the window.
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Maknae Princess || Stray Kids
FanfictionThis was the riskiest decision JYP had ever made in his life but thankfully it all worked out for the best and now he officially had a golden child within his company. In which, BTS's Jeon Jungkook's little sister, Jeon Nabi, becomes the 9th member...
