Felix: If we put Lee Know and Seungmin in a room, who do you think will come out crying first?
Nabi: The room.
*Seungmin after flicking Nabi on the head for stealing his diary*
Seungmin: Am I in trouble?
Chan: Have a guess?
Seungmin: No?
Chan: Have another guess.
Changbin: You know what sucks?
Minho: Vacuums.
Changbin: Do you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Minho: Blackholes.
Changbin: Do you know what isn't cool?
Minho: Lava.
Changbin: I swear there's a special place in hell reserved for you.
Minho: Yeah, it's called the throne.
Nabi: I know you want to keep me safe but the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and keep me in a cave.
Jungkook: Believe me, I thought about that.
*Hyunjin and Nabi at the pet store*
Nabi: What are we looking for?
Hyunjin: [slaps a bag of dog food]
Hyunjin: yeah, how many of these do you think I need to eat before I turn into a dog?
Nabi: That's not how--Nevermind.
Jeongin: So what's for lunch?
Nabi: Food, usually.
Jeongin: No, I mean what are you having?
Nabi: An unwanted conversation.
*Nabi trying not to cry*
Chan: What happened?
Nabi: It's nothing, don't worry about it.
Chan: Who did this to you?
Nabi: Please let it go. Don't make it worse.
Chan: I promise I won't get mad, just tell me.
Nabi: I just stubbed my toe on the door.
Chan: [revving up a chainsaw] Which door?
Nabi: Any news?
Chan: We're waiting for your x-ray.
Nabi: But I've never dated anyone named Ray or anyone at all. [pouting] Jungkook won't let me.
Seungmin: I think we need to do a brain scan too.
Jisoo: Look me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth.
Nabi: No woman can look you in the eyes and be straight.
Nabi: I honestly hate how I was born without my own permission and forced to go to school and have a successful life.
Nabi: 'Cause what if I wanted to be a rock, or like a fish?
Chan: And that's enough coffee for a lifetime.
*Stray Kids arguing early in the morning*
Changbin: I SAID WHERE ARE MY SHOES?
Hyunjin: YOU'RE WEARING THEM!
Seungmin: SHUT UP I'M WATCHING A KDRAMA!
Nabi: WHO USED ALL THE HOT WATER?
Minho: IT WAS CHANNIE HYUNG!
Chan: I WASN'T EVEN HERE UNTIL FIVE MINUTES AGO!
Felix: STOP SCREAMING!
Han: YOU'RE SCREAMING TOO!
Jeongin: [takes a deep breath]
Jeongin: [in a dolphin screech]
Jeongin: AAAAAAAAAAA!
Han: When you get to my age you'll understand.
Felix: [Literally a day younger] Wow.
*Jeongin sees Nabi fall*
Nabi: Aren't you going to help me?
Jeongin: Nope, and I hope you enjoy life on the floor.
*Chan comes in*
Jeongin: Oh my God! Nabi, are you okay?! Let me help you.
Nabi: You would think my brother is proud of me for not doing drugs and cocaine.
Nabi: But no. He gets mad at me when I forget to hug him.
Felix, on the phone: Hey, Nabi? My hands are stuck in pringle tubes... both hands, yes...
Felix: Look, it's not important how I dialed the number, just send help.
Stranger: All our kid's snacks are healthy and organic.
Chan: That's cool. My kids eat candy off the floor.
Minho: I wish you'd just admit when you've made a mistake.
Nabi, stirring her coffee: I was trying to reduce my sugar intake and salt makes the coffee taste better.
Nabi: Can we have a birthday cake?
Seungmin: It's not your birthday.
Nabi: The cake doesn't know that.
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Maknae Princess || Stray Kids
FanfictionThis was the riskiest decision JYP had ever made in his life but thankfully it all worked out for the best and now he officially had a golden child within his company. In which, BTS's Jeon Jungkook's little sister, Jeon Nabi, becomes the 9th member...
