Incorrect Quotes #6

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Jeongin: Okay, so when someone says something really cool, you say lit.

Nabi: I got it.

[later]

Hyunjin: Nabi, I've been meaning to say this for a long time... I think I love you.

Nabi, panicking: Lit.


Nabi: Don't worry everything will turn out fine.

Felix: How can you say that right now?!

Nabi: Because sometimes when everything's going wrong, denial is all we have.


Changbin: You look stressed.

Nabi: Thanks, it's the stress.


Nabi: *hugs Jeongin from behind*

Nabi: *softly plays with Jeongin's hair*

Nabi: *whispers* eat my leftovers again and I'll end you, understood?

Jeongin, gulping: Got it.


Nabi: Teachers are really annoying.

Nabi: Like cool, the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

Nabi: But what the heck am I supposed to do with that piece of knowledge now?


Nabi: I have done nothing wrong in my life, ever.

Chan: I know this and I love you.


Minho: Want a quickie?

Felix: w-what?

Minho: Those cake thingys...

Chan: You mean QUICHE???


Jungkook: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave and her name was Mozerella?

Nabi: Don't ever speak to me again.


Nabi: Once you hit rock bottom there's nowhere to go but up.

Seungmin: You underestimate Lee Know hyung. 

Minho: I've brought my pickaxe and I'm ready to dig.


*loud thump*

Nabi: What was that?

Han: I dropped my shirt.

Nabi: That sounded a lot heavier than a shirt.

Han: Well, I was in it.


Jeongin: Compliment me.

Nabi: You have eyes.

Jeongin: Nice.


Nabi: Is 4 a lot?

Minho: It depends. Dollar no, murders yes.


Yoongi: Please do hesitate to call me. I hate phone calls.

Nabi: *pouts with puppy eyes*

Yoongi: *sighs* fine, only Nabi can call me.


Jinyoung: Hello people who absolutely do not live here.

Nabi: Hi

Jeongin: Hey

Seungmin: We came for snacks.

Jaebum: We gave you that key for emergencies.

Felix: We were out of pizza.

Jackson: *nodding* definitely an emergency.


Bambam: What is it called when I'm scared to enter the SKZ dorm?

Nabi: Common sense.


Nabi: What if we inverted our initials? Neon Jabi.

Jeongin: Jang Yeongin.

Chan: Cang Bhan.

Felix: Yee Longbok.

Minho: Mee Linho.

Changbin: Ceo Shangbin.

Seungmin: Sim Keungmin.

Han: Jan Hisung.

Hyunjin: Hwang Hyunji-- this game is stupid!


Nabi: Here Lee Know oppa, a nice cup of hot coffee.

Minho: It's cold.

Nabi: A nice cup of coffee.

Minho: It's pretty bad.

Nabi: A cup of coffee.

Minho: I don't even think it's coffee--

Nabi: Cup.


Minho: Did you guys buy eggs like I asked?

Nabi: Even better!

Minho: What did they do?

Han, holding up a chicken: Here!

Felix: Her name is Krystal!


Nabi: I'm not a baby

Chan: Yeah, okay but please take your medicine.

Nabi: BUT THEY'RE NOT THE GUMMY VERSION

Chan, panicking: Damn it, Minho! I told you to get the gummy one instead.


Jennie: How long are we going to stand here and let her do that?

Jisoo: Just give her a minute.

Nabi: (pushing a door that says pull) Open damn it!!!


Nabi: Nothing in life is free.

Felix: Life is free.

Hyunjin: Knowledge is free.

Changbin: Adventure is free.

Seungmin: Anything is free if you just take it.


Jungkook, teaching Nabi to drive: Okay, now speed up a little.

Nabi, speeds up a little and sees two people on the crosswalk: Should I slow down?

Jungkook, lifts his sunglasses up to see Mingyu and Yugyeom on the crosswalk: No, keep going.

Nabi: Do you know them?

Jungkook: Never seen them before in my life. Step on it!

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