Prussia: *pouring bear into cereal*
Germany: East, what're you doing...this time?
Prussia: I'm making breakfast, duh!
Germany: I know...I mean why are you pouring beer into your lucky charms?!
Prussia: Because I'm making beereal! Mein gott, get with the program, west!
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