I...I am so sorry for this....
Feli_Fucks_Your_Mom: Hello, Germany!
OktoBEERfest: .....Why is that your screen name?!
Feli_Fucks_Your_Mom: I let Romano choose it :)
OktoBEERfest: That explains a lot...Also sorry I'm late, Prussia set his penis on fire again....
Feli_Fucks_Your_Mom: ....How?
OktoBEERfest: He made a bet with Sparta that he could turn his erect penis into fireworks....I don't know why and I don't really want to know why either.
Feli_Fucks_Your_Mom: alright well, tell me when your here.
OktoBEERfest: I'm HRE
OktoBEERfest: *here.
Feli_Fucks_Your_Mom: ......
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Germany walked into Italy's house to find him crying in the bathroom, while clinging to an old broomstick for dear life.
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JESUS TAKE THE FEELLLSSSS
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