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I...I am so sorry for this....

Feli_Fucks_Your_Mom: Hello, Germany!

OktoBEERfest: .....Why is that your screen name?!

Feli_Fucks_Your_Mom: I let Romano choose it :)

OktoBEERfest: That explains a lot...Also sorry I'm late, Prussia set his penis on fire again....

Feli_Fucks_Your_Mom: ....How?

OktoBEERfest: He made a bet with Sparta that he could turn his erect penis into fireworks....I don't know why and I don't really want to know why either.

Feli_Fucks_Your_Mom: alright well, tell me when your here.

OktoBEERfest: I'm HRE

OktoBEERfest: *here.

Feli_Fucks_Your_Mom: ......

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Germany walked into Italy's house to find him crying in the bathroom, while clinging to an old broomstick for dear life.

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JESUS TAKE THE FEELLLSSSS

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