Canada: So...France asked me out today.
America: Him?! And what did you say?
Canada: I said maybe.
America: MAYBE?! You can't possibly be attracted to someone like him!
Canada: I don't know...He is handsome and sweet.
****France's sex lair-I mean bedroom*****
America: *Knocking on door*
France: *Opens door* Oui?
America: *Punches France*
France: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
America: Okay that made me feel a little better!
France: Mon ami, I don't understand what I even did!
England: Francis, who's at the door?
America: ......Was that Arthur?
France: I can explain. He was only helping me with some-
America: Angers back! *Punches France again*
France: -.-
