Some people let their exes down easy, while others do it over text message.....and then there's Sparta, California, and Massachusetts.
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Massachusetts: *Drowning tea off of harbor*
England: What the bloody hell are you doing?!
Massachusetts: Oh fuck off, Kirkland.
England: This was supposed to be a gift!
Massachusetts: Iggy, I'm done with you. I declare independence!
England: Wait....Are you breaking up with me?!
Massachusetts: No...For me to break up with you there would have to be something between us for me to break.
England: Oi! Why are you being such a-
Massachusetts: Bitch? Uh, duh!
Sparta: *Falls from sky* GET DUNKED ON, EYEBROWS!
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California: Uh, Spain? Do you think that women are objects?
Spain: No, of course not!
California: Well, then do you think that I'm some type of cheap hooker?
Spain: No! Why would you ask that?
California: I don't know....Maybe it's because you just sold me to America -.-
Spain: .............
Sparta: *crashes through window* GET REKT!
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Prussia: Helen, why is there a dead body on the ground?
Sparta: Oh her? She's my ex.
Prussia: Why is she dead?
Sparta: Well we were having sex.
Prussia: And?
Sparta: And I got bored.
Prussia: Okay and?
Sparta: And then I stabbed her 53 times in the chest.
Prussia: Helen, that's fucked up even at your standards!
Sparta: Well how else was I supposed to break up with her?!
Prussia: I don't know....TALK TO HER!!!
Sparta: Oh yeah...Little too late for that now, huh?
Prussia: You give me anxiety....
Sparta: And you give me herpes.
