Thumb Whore

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Sparta/Prussia: *having a thumb war*

Prussia: One, two, three,
four, I declare a thumb war!

Sparta: Five, six, seven, eight, I use this hand to masturbate!

Prussia: .......I thought I was the only one.....

Sparta/Prussia: TWINCEST IS WINCEST!!!!!

Prussia: BROMANCE BIGGER THAN MEIN SAUSAGE!!!

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