We don't own the song/video.
Massachusetts: I DECLARE INDEPENDENCE, BITCH!!!!1!
*music starts*
Massachusetts: Where the fuck did you get the music from?....Helena's pussy? I know that thing is pretty musical....
England: You say the price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay
You cry in your tea which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by
Why so sad?
Remember we made an arrangement when you went away
Now you're making me mad
Remember despite our estrangement, I'm your man
Massachusetts: I'm sad because you murdered innocent Bostonians -.-
England: You'll be back
Soon you'll see
You'll remember you belong to me
You'll be back
Time will tell
You'll remember that I served you well
Massachusetts: Served me well? Bitch, you burned every meal you made me! This includes the cereal....
England: Oceans rise, empires fall
We have seen each other through it all
And when push comes to shove,
I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love
Massachusetts: ........Da fuck?
England: You say our love is draining and you can't go on
You'll be the one complaining when I am gone
Massachusetts: Wait back to the fully armed battalion thing what did you-
England: And, no, don't change the subject
'Cause you're my favorite subject
My sweet, submissive subject
My loyal, royal subject
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever
Massachusetts: ......You've been watching way too many horror movies lately...
England: You'll be back
Like before
I will fight the fight and win the war
For your love
For your praise
And I'll love you till my dying days
Massachusetts: What is love? (I swear to god if someone comments baby don't hurt me)
England: When you're gone, I'll go mad
So don't throw away this thing we had
'Cause when push comes to shove
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love
Massachusetts: O.o *pulls out pepper spray, sprays England*
England: OW! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!
Massachusetts: ....I don't know how they handle things in England, but if someone starts acting like Jared from subway in Massachusetts, they get fucking maced.
Sparta: *Pops out of Massachusetts' vagina* GET DUNKED!!!!1!
Massachusetts: HOW THE FUCK DID SHE GET IN THERE?!
England: ?
