America: This dude named Michael, used to ride motorcycles, dick bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's.
France: Okay, who the hell is this Michael person?!
America: Uh...Its a son-
France: His dick is definitely NOT bigger than mine is!! *releases huge fucking dick*
Spain: *Walks in* Who wants weed brownies- *gets hit in the face by France's dick, falls to the ground unconscious*
America: O.o
