England: If you were my boyfriend, I'd put poison in your afternoon wine.
France: If I was your boyfriend, I would drink it.
England: =.=
France: Get dunked on
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FrUk in a Nutshell
England: If you were my boyfriend, I'd put poison in your afternoon wine.
France: If I was your boyfriend, I would drink it.
England: =.=
France: Get dunked on