Massachusetts: SO WHAT WE GET DRUNK?! *chugging a beer*
Sparta: SO WHAT WE SMOKE WEED?! *smoking weed erryday, 420 blazing it*
California: WE'RE JUST HAVING FUN! *Lap dancing a wall*
Sparta: WE DON'T CARE WHO SEES! *Gets naked, starts dancing on table*
Massachusetts: So what we go out? *having sex outside*
California: that's how it's supposed to be! *joins massy*
Sparta: Living *joins Massy and Cali*
California: Young *is le youngest*
Sparta: And wild *Starts fucking a goat*
Massachusetts: and free! *Throwing tea off of Boston harbor*
