America: Hey, dudes! Today we'll be playing never have I ever, drunk edition! This basically means that a person will say never have I ever done____ and if you have done whatever they said, you have to take a shot! If take three shots in a row you have to chug a bottle of beer.
Prussia: BEER! BEER! BEEEEEER!!!!
Russia: I'll start; Never have I walked in on a family member doing the deed.
Athens/Denmark/Italy: *Takes shot*
Italy: I didn't know Romano was that flexible until I came home to find him and Spain-
Romano: O///////O DO NOT FINISH THAT SENTENCE!!!!
Japan: *Drawing hentai* Huh, what yaoi? *Hiding notebook*
Denmark: I know that technically the Nordics aren't my biological family, but I'm still counting this because it was very traumatic. I walked in on Sweden and Finland.......
Sweden: *le poker face*
Denmark: The worst part was...THEY WERE USING MY LEGOS AS-
Finland: Uh, Denny? Let's not talk about the Legos.... >\\\<
Prussia: So, Alexander, which of your millions of siblings did you walk in on?
Athens: ...Too many.... *Shutters at memory* Alright I'll go...Never have I ever stripped for money.
California/Sparta: *Takes shot*
Sparta: Party like a porn star, bitches!
Germany: *face palm*
Sparta: I'm no longer a city-state, how else do you think I try and pay off Greece's crippling debt?
Prussia: How much do you charge?
Sparta: I charge-
England: NOPE.BIZ.UK! This is not turning into your hooker hotel!
Sparta: How did you know about that hotel?! Are you a cop?!
Norway: Okay, before this gets anymore out of hand, California, you took a shot as well.
California: Someone gave me like twenty bucks to flash....And there was like that one sex tape, but let's not go down that road! Anyways, I'll like go next. Never have I ever topped someone who is like literally always seme.
England/France/Canada: *Takes shot*
France: I have only been uke one time...All I'm saying is pirate Anglettere is best Anglettere....
America: Agreed, French Fry, agreed.
England: Shut it! *blushes*
France: Wait, Canada, when did you top someone who is usually seme?
Canada: the one time I'm actually noticed just has to be now........
America: Bruh, spill it!
Canada: It happened during The Vancouver riots....Canadian rage is real.....
Russia: Da, ass really hurt from that....
Canada: O/////O M-MAPLE!!
Everyone but Canada: YOU TOPPED RUSSIA?!
France: *crying tears of joy* I'm so proud of you!
Canada: L-Let's not talk about it! Anyways, never have I ever woken up in a place and didn't know where I was....
Spain/Denmark: *Takes shot*
Spain: I once woke up in a strange location where everyone was weird and pale. The skies were cloudy and the food was terrible! Then I realized I was in my own personal hell. *shivers* I figured out that I had been captured by the English armada!
Massachusetts: Been there done that....
England: I was at war with you, and you dumped my tea off of Boston harbor!
Massachusetts: VIVE LA REVOLUTION!
France: I taught you well, Massy.
Denmark: I woke in the hospital one time and I didn't know how I got there. It was so intense and everything was in pain!
Finland: Were you okay?!
Norway: The idiot was there because he ate a Lego.
Denmark: I know, it was so traumatic!
Norway: -.- Never have I ever partied to the point where I injured myself.
Sparta/Athens: *takes shot* toga parties...enough said......
Sparta: I wasn't sure what happened, but I woke up with a fish in my mouth, pixies sticks in my pussy, and I was in a pile of some sort of suspicious liquid.
England: this....this is why I have no respect for you.....
Sparta: Bitch, I have no respect for me! I've lost all sense of shame after I covered myself in peanut butter and had a fifteen hooker hang bang!
America: Dude....
Prussia: Never have I ever made a viral video.
Nordic five: *takes a shot*
Denmark: Have you ever seem a video called blondes gone wild?
Prussia: Uh...No?
Iceland: Don't....
Germany: Ummm....Okay? Never have I ever written a book....
Japan: *takes shot*
America: Dude what book?
Japan: ....The great book of yaoi and yuri....
Hungary/France: can I borrow that sometime?
Massachusetts: Well while these guys jack off to Japan's scarily accurate book, leave a comment if you want to see this again or for any suggestions on never have I ever questions! Bye!
