Headcanon: Germany's vital regions are the Berlin Wall.
Prussia: West! West!! Alfred convinced Russia to take down the Berlin Wall! We're one again!
Germany: That's great and all-but...what about uh...you know?
Prussia: Oh yeah, that wall was your Dick...Wait so do you know what this means?!
Germany: What?
Prussia: IT MEANS I'M YOUR PENIS!!!!!!
Germany: .........
Prussia: Kesesesese I'M YOUR AWESOME DICK! YAY!!!!!!
Germany: .....I need a drink.
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I...I don't even know anymore.
-Zoey
