America: So let's just start by listing random facts about each. I'll begin. Um...Hey, I'm Alfred and I'm a Scorpio.
Belarus: Hello, I'm Natalia, I'm a psycho.
America: Dude.......My dad locked me in the closer when I was five.
Belarus: My dad came out of the closet when I was seven!
America: Oh...Uh.. I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on top.
Belarus: I can't have an orgasm unless on I'm crack!
America: O.o I have an imaginary friend named Bosco.
Belarus: YOU KNOW BOSCO?!
America: I-I'm neurotic, I need to see other people.
Belarus: I'm schizophrenic...I AM OTHER PEOPLE!
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If you guys know what comedian I got this from you're awesome
-Kitty
