Y'all wanted this the most, so here it is :)
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King_Arthur: Alfred.....How much have you had to drink tonight?
American_Idiot: I found a liquor store?
King_Arthur: And?
American_Idiot: And I drank it :D
Username_Unknown: M-Maple....
Anglettere's eyebrows: ohonhonhon~ I taught him well!
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King_Arthur: WHY IS THAT YOUR USERNAME?!
Anglettere's eyebrows: Why not?
American_Idiot: Anyways guys, I've got to go! I've got my first illuminati cult meeting.
Username_Unknown: Uh.....America? You realize that the illuminati doesn't exist anymore, right?
American_Idiot: the illuminati is everything!!! No seriously, everything has three syllables, the illuminati's sign is a triangle, which had three syllables and three sides. If you take three plus three plus three you get nine. A triangle also has three angles so if you divide nine by three you get three. Three sides to a triangle, a triangle is the illuminati's symbols ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!! EVERYTHING IS ILLUMINATI!!!
King_Arthur: America.....It is three in the morning....I'm leaving.
American_Idiot: THREE IN THE MORNING?! ANOTHER THREE!!! IT'S THE ILLUMINATI AGAIN!!!!
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Username_Unknown: Guys, what if he finds out the truth about us?
Anglettere's eyebrows: Don't worry, mon ami! Amerique is only drunk, he'll forget about this tomorrow.
King_Arthur: Good because he can never know that we all are apart of the REAL illuminati.....
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED?!
