An Average Phone Call with The Italians

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Romano: *Calls Italy*

Italy: Hello?

Romano: Hey, pasta bastard, I need your help with something.

Italy: I can't, I'm buying lingerie for my date with Germany tonight.

Romano: First of all I'm going to kill that potato bastard, and secondly hurry up and come over to Spain's house. He got his dick stuck in the fridge again.

Italy: I can't find them.

Romano: What the hell does that even mean?!

Italy: I mean I can't find any clothes....There's only spaghetti.

Romano: What do you mean there's only spaghetti?

Italy: It means there's only spaghetti..

Romano: Then get out of the spaghetti aisle!

Italy: Okay, you don't have to yell at me!

Romano: Well?

Italy: There's more spaghetti.

Romano: What do you mean there's more spaghetti?!

Italy: There's just more spaghetti!

Romano: Go into the next aisle!

Italy: There's still spaghetti!

Romano: Where are you right now?!

Italy: I'm at spaghetti!

Romano: What do you mean by you're at spaghetti?!

Italy: It means I'm at spaghetti!

Romano: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!?!

Italy: THE SPAGHETTI STORE!!!!!

Romano: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SPAGHETTI STORE?!?!?!

Italy: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

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Undertale anyone?
-Zoey

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