Romano: *Calls Italy*
Italy: Hello?
Romano: Hey, pasta bastard, I need your help with something.
Italy: I can't, I'm buying lingerie for my date with Germany tonight.
Romano: First of all I'm going to kill that potato bastard, and secondly hurry up and come over to Spain's house. He got his dick stuck in the fridge again.
Italy: I can't find them.
Romano: What the hell does that even mean?!
Italy: I mean I can't find any clothes....There's only spaghetti.
Romano: What do you mean there's only spaghetti?
Italy: It means there's only spaghetti..
Romano: Then get out of the spaghetti aisle!
Italy: Okay, you don't have to yell at me!
Romano: Well?
Italy: There's more spaghetti.
Romano: What do you mean there's more spaghetti?!
Italy: There's just more spaghetti!
Romano: Go into the next aisle!
Italy: There's still spaghetti!
Romano: Where are you right now?!
Italy: I'm at spaghetti!
Romano: What do you mean by you're at spaghetti?!
Italy: It means I'm at spaghetti!
Romano: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!?!
Italy: THE SPAGHETTI STORE!!!!!
Romano: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SPAGHETTI STORE?!?!?!
Italy: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
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Undertale anyone?
-Zoey