Fem!Spain: Hey, Roma, does this dress make my ass look fat?
Romano: Yeah.
Fem!Spain: Huh?
Romano: I said yeah....I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE! YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY, WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY WAIST AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG!
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