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Prussia: GUYS!!!!! GUESS WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT!!!
Spain: Hm? What is it?
*music starts*
Prussia: Sometimes (Oooooh)
Something beautiful happens
In this world
You don't know how to
Express yourself so
You just gotta sing!
France: Ohonhonhon~
Prussia: I just had sex
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put
My penis inside of her
I just had sex
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past
England: Bloody hell....
Prussia: Have you ever had sex?
I have it felt great
It felt so good
When I did it with my penis
A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Having sex can make a nice
Man out of the meanest
America: Uhhhhh.....
Prussia: Never guess where I just came from
I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling
It was the best
When I had the sex
Man my penis felt great
And I called my parents
Right after I was done
Germany: You...You called Vati after you finished?! What the hell?!
Prussia: Oh hey, didn't see you there
Guess what I just did?
Had sex, undressed
Saw her boobies and the rest
Was sure nice of her to let you
Do that thing
Nice of any girl ever
Now sing
Romano: .....Was she blind?
Prussia: I just had sex
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put
My penis inside of her
I wanna tell the world
America: Dude you kind of are telling the world...
Prussia: To be honest I'm surprised
She even wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense
But man, screw it
I ain't one to argue
With a good thing
Finland: *slowly leaves to find therapist*
Prussia: She could be my wife
France: That good?
Prussia: The best 30 seconds of my life
France: That fast?
Pessimistic: I'm so humbled by a girls ability
To let me do her
Cuz honestly I'd have sex
With a pile of manure
With that in mind
The soft, nice smelling girls better
Cuz she let me wear
My chain and turtle neck sweater
Denmark: Who is this girl and how much did you pay her?
Prussia: So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far
Whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all
For letting us fuck you
Spain: O.o
Prussia: She kept looking at her watch
France:Doesn't matter, had sex
Prussia: But I cried the whole time
France: Doesn't matter, had sex
Prussia: I think she might've been a racist
France: Doesn't matter, had sex
Prussia:She put a bag on my head
France: Still counts
Prussia:I just had sex (Sex)
And all my dreams came true (Dream came true)
So if you had sex in the last
30 minutes then you're qualified
To sing with me
I just had sex (Everybody sing)
And it felt so good (We all had sex)
A woman let me put
My penis inside of her (I wanna tell the world)
I just had sex
And I'll never go back (No no no)
To the not-having-sex
Days of the past
Sparta: You know what happened last night right?....
Prussia: Uh, yeah! I got laid!
Sparta: ....No you didn't. You got drunk and then barfed on the stripper....
Prussia: So I didn't get laid?
Sparta: No you're still a virgin....A sad, sad virgin...
Prussia: Oh....
