America And Canada Should Not Be Allowed A Computer

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If y'all know what this is from, you're my bestie.

America/Canada: *Typing in chat roulette*

America: What's she saying?

Canada: She says, "I'm only wearing a thong, how about you?" 

America: Tell her you're wearing a sock but not on your feet.

Canada: I...I don't get it.

America: You know, like it's tied around my dick.

Canada: I know...but.....why?

America: Wait she sent another message! She's saying "Do you want to see my nude pic".

Canada: M-Maple.

America: Dude...

Canada: I-I'm ready for this ^\\\\^

America: I hope her boobs are C-Cups!

*picture is sent*

Canada: *Opens picture*

America: OH MY GOD!!!

Canada: THAT'S A PENIS

America: THAT'S A HUGE PENIS!

Canada: Alfred, ex out of it!

America: I'm trying to, but the screen's frozen!!

England: *Walking in* Who wants weed brownies-OH MY GOD!!!

America: Mom, it's not what it looks like!

England: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF YOUR FATHER'S DICK?!

AmeCan: WHAT?!

*****In A different room*****

France: *shuts laptop* That'll teach the boys not to go on the Internet.

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