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Sparta: YES!

Massachusetts: NO!

Sparta: SOPHIE, IT'S TRUE!

Massachusetts: Helen, we've been over this! Breast implants do not come with squeaky toys in them!

Sparta: Oh really? Five bucks says it does!

Massachusetts: Helena, this'll be the easiest five bucks I've ever earned!

Sparta: BEVERLY, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!

California: Hm? Like what do you want?

Sparta: *Epic boob squeeze*

*Dog Squeak*

California: LIKE OH MY GOD! WHAT THE LIKE HELL, LAINEY?!

Massachusetts: Well I'll be damned...Not bad Anax, not bad.

Sparta: SUCK IT MASSHOLE!! I WAS RIGHT!! *starts running, trips on rock and falls off cliff* FUCK YOU ATHENS!!

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