Creds go to certified_yaoian for this magical majestic comment of magnificence!
Sparta: *leaning into Prussia* Gil?
Prussia: Hm?
Sparta: I want your dick to penetrate my pussy until it bleeds...
Prussia: Well that's oddly specific...But doable ;) nobody can resist the....SEX MARTINI!
Sparta: *Unzips Prussia's pants*
Prussia: Scheiße, my five meters! It's...it's gone!
Sparta: HAHA! I CUT OFF YOUR PENIS AND STAPLED IT TO DENMARK'S FOREHEAD! I TOLD YOU I'D WIN THE PRANK WAR, BITCH!!
Prussia: nein! Now I'll never have use for the stolen play boys!!!
Sparta: SUCK IT, LOSER! *runs off, before tripping over a rock and falling off cliff* FUCK YOU ATHENS!!!!
Athens: *magically appears* what did I do?!
Sparta: NOTHING I JUST WANTED MY LADT WORDS TO BE FUCK YOU ATHENS!!
Prussia; Helen, you're already dead....
Sparta: Oh yeah....
