Spain: Oh, Romanito, You're so short! It's cute!
Romano: WHAT?!
Spain: I could put you into a purse and carry you around like one of those lap dogs if I wanted to :)
Romano: I'M NOT SHORT.......I'M A VERY TALL MIDGET!!
Spain: you're my very tall midget :)
Romano: -.-
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