Prussia: MEIN FIVE METERS!
France: Dick bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffels!
France: Florida is the sunshine state for a reason!
Sparta: The Eurotas River Valley is by far the wettest and most used thing in all of Greece ;)
China: Do you know how big the Great Wall of China is?!
Massachusetts: Chatham is an ideal location for shark week, if you know what I mean.
California: The trinity lake is anything but holy.
Romano: The leaning tower of Pisa is-
Sparta: SHRINKING EVERY YEAR!
Romano: -.- damn it, Helena....
