Spain: Romano, why is there a dead body on the floor?
Romano: Well...She came into the house.
Spain: And?
Romano: And she opened her mouth to speak.
Spain: And?
Romano: And then she started to annoy me.
Spain: So?
Romano: So then I reached my hand up into her vagina and ripped out her reproductive organs....
Spain: Romano...THAT KILLS PEOPLE!!!
Romano: It does?
Spain: YES!
Romano: Huh I was unaware....
Spain: -.- this is the third time this week....
Romano: And?
Spain: And I'm mad.
Romano: So?
Spain: So no sex for a week.
Romano: *Drops down to knees* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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