Italy: hey Romano! Guess what Japan taught me?
Romano: if it has to do with tentacle I don't want to know...
Italy: No! It's that Romano is a type of cheese, potato and bean, while Roma is a kind of tomato :)
Romano: Why the fuck should I care?
Italy: Because cheese is a big part of Francey pants' culture, as are beans and tomatoes to Spain, and potatoes to Germany.
Romano: Again, why do I care?
Italy: because this implies that you are the true potato bastard, will alway be apart of Spanish/French culture, and also you technically are A tomato :)
Romano: *eye twitch of anger*
America: *walks in* who wants weed brownies- *gets punched in face by Romano*
Italy: *starts running away*
